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Too Many Pixies From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 hour old)

'Small beer' Blyton banned by BBC for over 25 years Despite later being adored by soyunperdedor and some other of my favourite friends Enid Blyton's work contained too many pixies, newly releas… more

Life is like a loaf of lemon From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (5 hours old)

Fallen and forgotten, without a goodman's name, She dreams of Indiana while she walks the streets of shame. "'Griselda was a doormat. She was probably one of those dames that if you slug 'em, the… more

Lumps of Male Clumsiness From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (13 hours old)

5 rhythn dancing again, Good music, Great energy, great dancing, Two hours, non stop. I'm all screwed up, though. Why do men have to take up so much room when they dance? Most guys see no differ… more

HISTORY OF NEAPOLITAN SONG. AURELIO FIERRO From BlogmasterPg in Blog Master Pg on Europe (16 hours old)

AURELIO FIERRO is one of most important neapolitan singerCalled also the King of neapolitan song, he was a really searcher of neapolitan language and grammar, with a pubblication of book about itYou c… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Okay, Christmas From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (17 hours old)

Now this is a post where you - friends, aquaintencies, passers by (but not spammers) are allowed, ney encouraged to offer me advice: What the hell do I do for Christmas? For me, the "family option… more

Corpsing From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (20 hours old)

"Well, Carruthers, I will be blunt. When we throw your torso into the fire, there won't be much left of you. So I will say good-bye now and congratulate you for sacrificing yourself in a jolly good … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (21 hours old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (21 hours old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (21 hours old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (22 hours old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Oeufs Alec - a real buzz! From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (23 hours old)

I have often fantasised about seeing my name on the menu. Having a dished named after you is form of immortality. Think of Beef Wellington. Think of the Sandwich. Okay, enough grandiosity. … more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

CHURLISH Intermission From alecweston ^Pro in Where the Rainbow Begins (1 day old)

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Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Wedding just the first step From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

My wedding feat (see previous post) was by no means the most ominous I have encountered. The best man at my friend Angela's wedding opened all the congratulatory telegrams - including one from one … more

Doctor Doctor From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (1 day old)

As the government pumps up the hype on the swine flu pandemic, the better to help its major donors in the phramaceutical industry I thought it was a good time to revive this old ditty: Doctor Docto… more

No Food at the Wedding From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

One of the dismal tasks I undertook this morning was trying to sort out my State Pension. Apparently my pension will be reduced to take account of the fact that I was married for six years, ending … more

Swine Flu - No worries, you'll just gain a few pounds From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The government of control freaks are keeping up their fear and panic campaign to turns us all into gibbering wrecks who cower in fear of swine flu. Boggart Blog has always said this scare is simply ab… more

No 'Helpful'Suggestions From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

please. But sometimes I find writing it down helpd me find a way through on my own, which is the only way. I feel deeply depressed today, and at the moment can't find any energy to pull myself thr… more

Well, it may help From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

Today I am going to sacrifice a frog… more

Featured blogs From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

I hate to say it - and I haven't noticed anyone else say it - but I'm missing the 18-strong Featured Blog page on BCUK. It was enfuriating, almost random - certainly impossible to work out why cert… more

Another sort of dream From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

"You are just not a team player, Carruthers, that's your trouble. We need kindling, man! Now the flames are up, your right leg will burn a hell of a lot better than your left leg did. All you have t… more

CHURLISH P.I./part 7 : The end of the beginning From alecweston ^Pro in Where the Rainbow Begins (2 days old)

"Well, I'm going hanggliding" Lady Churlish announced, no doubt ironically, getting into the back of a chauffeur driven Alvis. "Do you mind house-sitting?" She didn't wait for an answer. It took … more

A sort of dream From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

It was being held in the Silvio Clarksonian, an airfield in the middle of Rome. The main fight, to the death. Two ageing men. Alex Ferguson and Rupert Murdoch. And, although I'm no ManU suppor… more

Marking computer Says No AsTop Writers Fail Their English A Level. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

Boggart Blog makes it our business to invigilate the progressive education lobby for sings of loonyness. An we have to be honest, they keep us busy. One of the most crackpot ideas to come out of th… more

all in a day's non work From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

My gaselectrico, accepting there has been a gas meter muddle up, asks me for an up to date meter reading. Find special key for meter box - check. Remember to take front door key (last time I locke… more

Just A Friend From poemmaker in Poemmaker (2 days old)

She cried from her bleeding heart The shear torture of the day The loathing of that man Why did he treat her in such a cruel way? Her, after all she had done Had she not given up all for him? W… more

FACEBOOK - ITS ORIGINS From eggbod in wordworld (2 days old)

Contrary to popular belief, man was not invented by Simon Cowell, or a by-product of his high-waisted, controversial, trouser frontage, but evolved from an office in Africa before the invention of X-f… more